Random Writing Post (In Which Two Blogs Were Invaded)

*The doors open dramatically, revealing Milly from Bloom*

Hello there! I am here to take over my dear Lucy’s blog. We writers can get random sometimes, and when we’re bored, we can get random…er. So brace yourselves. And if this post isn’t that random? Well, you never know with us. You will simply have to read on to see. 

“Nothing’s impossible.” –Chess, The Wonderland Trials

Contradicting Writing Tips: 

-Only Write 100 words a day, it’s all you need.

-Compare yourself to everyone around you. Believe that your writing stinks!

-Plot your entire story from the beginning. Every character, plot twist, and scene.

-When writing, blare music, turn on at least four different movies and six different TV shows. 

-Write at least 2,000 words a day. Do it. 

-Don’t plot. Just write. See what happens!

-Believe that you are the best author in the world.

-Focus when you write. Don’t let anything distract you.

Have you ever…? (Writer’s addition.) 

-Has anyone ever stared questionably at your doc as your writing?
-Has anyone ever asked how you haven’t written anything, when you’ve been supposedly for an hour?
-Have you ever typed something frightening in your search bar?
-Have you ever waited to write until midnight?
-Have you ever decided you would write 1,000+ words in one day, but fail miserably?
-Have you ever cried over your poor charrie before realizing it’s you who’s making them suffer?
-Have you ever had an amazing idea in the middle of the night?

Frequently asked questions: 

Q. Is this post long?
A. Depends on how you view short and long. 

Q. What does any of this have to do with anything?

A. It really has nothing to do with anything. You are correct. 

Q. Is this your blog?

A. You skipped? How dare you! I highly recommend you scroll back up to the beginning, and read everything through. 

Q. Are you insane? 

A. I’d like to think so. The best people are, you know.  

Lucy, thank you for letting me take over your blog and fill it with utter chaos, confusion, and nonsense. I should come back someday! (If you’ll ever let me back here…)

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*Lucy re-enters the library and straightens a few crooked books.*

Thank you, Milly, for invading my blog! 😇😂 I’m sure you’ll be back someday…

Check out Milly’s amazing blog for my own random post! (Though, it is sadly not nearly as random as hers was.)